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The ancient punchline passed down from misfit oracles.
The rectum is where fart and shit is stored before coming out of the anus.
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+------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Rectum Coin Tokenomics | +----------------------+-------------------------------------------------+ | Network | Solana. | +----------------------+-------------------------------------------------+ | Token Standard | SPL | +----------------------+-------------------------------------------------+ | Contract Address | G5s6GQt4JsnViXmgLS3SdJcoTP15VZDEGUe31dTvpump | +----------------------+-------------------------------------------------+ | Total Supply | 1,000,000,000,000 | +----------------------+-------------------------------------------------+ | Tax | 0% | +----------------------+-------------------------------------------------+ | LP Status | Burned | +----------------------+-------------------------------------------------+ | Modality | Meme | +------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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| 1. Create a Wallet |
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| Download Phantom or another wallet from the app |
| store. For desktop users, get the Chrome extension |
| from phantom.com. |
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| 2. Get Some SOL |
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| Have SOL in your wallet to switch to $Rectum. If |
| you don't have any SOL, you can buy directly |
| on Phantom, transfer from another wallet, |
| or buy on another exchange and send it to |
| your wallet. |
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| 3. Go to Pumpfun |
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| Connect to Pump. Go to pump.fun |
| in Google Chrome or on the browser |
| inside your Phantom app. Connect |
| your wallet. Paste the Rectum token address |
| into Pumpfun, select Rectum, and confirm. |
| When Phantom prompts you for a wallet |
| signature, sign. |
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| 4. Switch SOL for Rectum |
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| Switch SOL for RECTUM. We have ZERO |
| taxes so you don't need to worry about |
| buying with a specific slippage, |
| although you may need to use slippage |
| during times of market volatility. |
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Rectum Coin is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return.
There is no formal team or roadmap. the coin is completely useless and for entertainment purposes only.
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